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Hilarious Joke Title: An amazing talking dog

Joke Author: Anonymous

Joke Date 11/12/2005

Man and his dog walk into a bar. The man brags, "I'll bet you a round of beer that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead." Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!" Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rough!" Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?" Dog: "Ruth!" Man: "Ok, Pay Up .. bring out the beer, I told you he could talk." The bartender, being had, throws both of them out. Both sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the man and says, "Or is the greatest player Mantle?"

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