Hilarious Jokes Farmer's New Bride

A farmer and his new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the oldest horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along the lane, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little bit, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer did not say anything, reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His new bride yelled at him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."