Hilarious Jokes Three men

There was a baseball player, a priest, and a retired soldier all getting on the same plane. The baseball player threw his baseball out the window and said I won't be needing this anymore. The Priest threw his bible out the window and said I won't be needing this anymore. The soldier threw a grenade out the window and said won't be needing this anymore. When they landed there were three boys one was laughing and two were crying. The priest asked "What is up" The first boy said I was getting a tan and a baseball hit me in the chest. The next said I cussed and all of a sudden a bible hit me in the head. The last boy said I farted and the house behind me blew up.