Hilarious Jokes Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

Author: fuzzy

Date: 02/09/2010

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. Vet says 'How can I help you?''Well my dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Hmm', said the vet, 'let's have a good look at him'. So the Vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What for? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy.'

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