Panda Assassin

Author: panda

Date: 14/02/2010

The three bears are casually eating their porridge one morning and out of nowhere a crazed panda runs in and shoots mummy bear. When mummy bear was at hospital baby bear asks daddy what is a panda? Ignoring baby bear daddy bear replies by saying "look it up in the dictionary". Baby bear looks up panda in the Oxford Dictionary, the dictionary says "a panda bear eats shoots and leaves.

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