Hilarious Jokes Duck wants bread

A duck walks into a pub and says to the bartender, "got any bread?" The bartender politely replies and tells the duck no, because it's a pub, the only serve alcohol. The duck is quiet for a couple of minutes then asks again,"got any bread?" The bartender replies again with no. 2 minutes later the duck asks again, and the frustrated bartender replies,"No we don't! now please don't ask again!" The duck sits silently and 2 minutes later he asks again. The bartender, furious at this point, says," No we don't now don't ask again or I'll nail your beak together!" The duck waits a couple of seconds before asking,"got any nails?" The now puzzled bartender says no. The duck then says,"good.Got any bread?"