Hilarious Jokes Poo

Four men go for a union job. First man goes to talk to job interviewer who asks "What is the fastest thing in the world" and the man says "blinking because you just blink", second man goes in and asked the same question so the man said "thinking because you just think" .. the third man goes in says electricity because when you turn the light on it just appears. The last man goes in and when he is asked the same question .. he says poo! The job interviewer says why would you say that? Because last night I didn't have time to blink, think or turn on the lights .. I just pooed myself.