Hilarious Jokes Irish sins

There's 3 blokes, an English bloke, a Scottish bloke, and an Irish bloke and they've all sinned.

They all decide to go into a church and tell the priest what they have done.

The English bloke walks into the church and says "forgive me father, for I have sinned." The priest replies: "For why, what have you done?" The English bloke says: "I killed someone!" The priest says: "Go say your prayers, drink some Holy water and you'll be sinned."

The Scottish bloke goes in the church and says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned!" The priest replies: "For why, what have you done?" The Scottish bloke says: "I robbed a bank and killed two people in the process", the priest says: "Go say your prayers, drink some Holy water, and you'll be sinned."

The Irish bloke walks in the church and says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned", the priest replies: "For why, what have you done?" The Irish bloke says: "I p*ssed in the Holy water!"