Hilarious Jokes Quack quack quack got any raisins

A duck walks in a bar and says, "Quack quack quack got any raisins?" The bartender says, "No we only serve drinks." He leaves and comes back and says, "Quack quack quack got any raisins." The man says, "No we only serve drinks and if you ask again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor." So he leaves and comes back. He says, "Quack quack quack got any nails?" He says, "No why?" He says, "Quack quack quack got any raisins?"