Hilarious Jokes Man

A man walks past a pub and sees ?5 up on the board and the man walks in and puts a ?5 up and says: "What do I have to do?" and the bartender replied: "You have to make the horse laugh". So the man walks in and the horse starts laughing and he walks out.then a week later he walks passed the pub again and sees ?10 up so he walks in and puts a ?10 up and says: "What do I have to do?" and the bartender replies: "Make the horse stop laughing". So the man walks in and the horse stops laughing. The man comes out and says to the bartender: "To make the horse laugh showed him my penis and to make mim stop laughing I said mine was bigger than his," and he walked out.